Simon has been given a pair of hundred year old wooden skis, a big stick and Lederhosen, and the role of the nostalgia skier in the Maria Alm ski show extravaganza. All of us have plenty more to do in the new look ski show, which appears to us ski instructors to be purely designed to keep us away from the unlimited free beer and Glühwein that we used to enjoy every Tuesday night in return for one torch-lit descent.
