Simon is often appalled at the Pinzgau misuse of his beloved German language. Irregular verbs are disrespected, genders are all over the place, and as for the genitive..! To facilitate family integration into the community, he bites his tongue and refrains from correcting the local dignitaries as they deliver their key note speeches. Although there is so much work to be done in sorting out their German, he is in demand as an English teacher. Most want to learn enough to explain to their guests what time breakfast is and where the ski slopes are, but 5 unsuspecting and assiduous students who signed up for Simon's intensive refresher course, now know, after their first lesson, the correct context in which to use whence, whither and wherefore.
