Simon is attracted to the job of lifeguard in an Austrian pool, but fears his British training may be useless here since there seem to be no rules against running, diving, bombing, ducking people, throwing friends in, jumping into the pool from the viewing balcony, eating and drinking around the pool, taking photos, ball games, snorkels and flippers, going two at a time or standing up down the chute, swimming with all your clothes on or swimming with all your clothes off.
